ruinedchildhood:

princesssodapopper:

god fucking damnit

spongebob’s selfie game is stronger than mine 

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

fxkinq:

bedazzled-seahorse:

ahmoses:

pax-caelestis:

i think this is my fav
i think this is also my 4th time reblogging it

best post ever

reblog every time

i used this quote in my english essay and got bonus points holla @ me

subtweet:

more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”

(Source: hatergrl)

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

(Source: falcnpunch)